The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to take a crap.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!