The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The Power to Power

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to have gravity.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to die instantly

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32% Levitation.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to breath Oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!