The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!