The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!