- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to look like yourself

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to love Justin Bieber

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power of bad luck

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

Pointless Super Powers