- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make coma patients bark.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to have a power

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

i love to make shit brix

The ability to part hair.

32% Levitation.

The power to be powerless

the ability to look into your brain

Nope. Just nope.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to freeze ice

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

Pointless Super Powers