the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to make water expire.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The Power to Power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!