The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Super-slowness

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to be wrong

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!