The power to be a woman

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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Being a freemason

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to change races.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!