- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

swear words -jesse

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the ability to talk to humans

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

Pointless Super Powers