- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having the power to stand still

The power to explode on demand.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

power to blow up your own head only once,

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The ability to smell colors

The power to breath at will.

The power to drown on land.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

Pointless Super Powers