The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to plank

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!