The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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to do nothing

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to have a V8

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to not have a brain!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!