The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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Super-slowness

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to be wrong

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!