The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to control mealworms

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!