The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Acid tears.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power of being pointless

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!