- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to see through things that are invisible.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power that will grant you no power.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

Pointless Super Powers