Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to open doors that are already open

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to not exercise.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to misspell

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!