the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to spell words wrong

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to become black!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!