The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to lick your balls.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!