The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to write on cellophane

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to look like yourself

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to be a gamer

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!