The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!