- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to like any show

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

Pointless Super Powers