- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The ability to not live forever

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

the power to orgasm with your mind

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to turn cake into pie

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power of night-blindness.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

Pointless Super Powers