- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to be powerless

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to smell like body odor at will

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to like this power

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

Pointless Super Powers