- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to read this sentence

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

Immunity to curable diseases.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Pointless Super Powers