The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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lol

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!