power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power of bad luck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!