The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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hello

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to breath at will.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!