The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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power to age faster

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to release the bogus

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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to zap people but only yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!