the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power to be super ugly

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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the power to misspell

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!