The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability to not live forever

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!