the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to not live forever

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!