- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The ability to die on command.

The power of night-blindness.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

Invisible handwriting.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to read this.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to be a common person

Pointless Super Powers