The power to make lipstick fly

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to be french.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to die when you get old

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the power to read this sentence

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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power to have no power at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!