The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be a common person

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to eat your poop

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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make youself dumb

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to melt your bones

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!