The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The Power to Power

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!