- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

shit and piss at the same time

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

the ability to talk to humans

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to become black!

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

Pointless Super Powers