The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to troll.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to not care.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!