To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power of learning

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to turn food into shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!