The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to read this.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!