The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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the power to eat people :D

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the ability to die on command

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to self destruct

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!