The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to release the bogus

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!