- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The Power to make PotNoodle...

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The power to have pointless superpowers

The power to waste money

The power to know who farted at any time.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

Pointless Super Powers