- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

Being only half invisible.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to take huge shits at will.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to smell whore

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

Pointless Super Powers