- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to close your nose

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to not get shit dick

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

to zap people but only yourself

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

Pointless Super Powers