The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to waste money

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The power to look like yourself

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!