The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!