The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to talk without a tongue

the power to get in the van

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to see even though you can already see.

the power to not have superpowers

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

the power to beathe

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to get laid by your right hand.

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!