- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

the power to find a needle in a haystack

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

the power to morph into yourself

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

Pointless Super Powers