power to fart through your mouth

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!