the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to die when you get old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!