- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to read this sentence

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power of night-blindness.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The ability to eat the red ones last

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power of laser pointer vision.

Invisible handwriting.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

Pointless Super Powers