you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to be super ugly

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to become demented

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!