- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to be a gamer

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

the power to be forever alone

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

the ability to die on command

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

the ability to constantly have the fever

Pointless Super Powers