- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read this.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to be a common person

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The ability to hear fish.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

the power to melt your bones

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

the power to sit

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

Pointless Super Powers