- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to die when you get old

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power of 12% levetation

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to fart slightly less deadly

Pointless Super Powers