- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

the power to jizz money

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

Pointless Super Powers