- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to like this power

The power to die at will

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to grow more genitals.

the power to like charlie

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

Pointless Super Powers