- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see through insects.

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

the ability to look into your brain

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

the ability to talk to humans

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

Nope. Just nope.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

Pointless Super Powers