The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!