the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to live.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power of writte with our feets.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have no powers

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!