- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cum out of your finger tips

To have the power to breathe

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the power to read this sentence

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The ability to control dairy products

The power to not be funny

The power to be a common person

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to not finish your....

Pointless Super Powers