The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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the power to get sick

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to die.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!