The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to not exercise.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to die at will

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to swim on land.

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The ability to police irony

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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lol

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!