- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The ability to die on command.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to turn into a magikarp

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

Pointless Super Powers