The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to like this power

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to like charlie

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!