The power to cum out of your finger tips

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!