- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

the power to become translucent

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to break a Nokia

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The ability to eat the red ones last

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to absolutely nothing

Acid tears.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

Pointless Super Powers