The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to die at will

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!