- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

the power to get sick

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

the power to be Justin bieber

the power to catch em' all

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

Pointless Super Powers